David Attenborough and Premature Ejaculation

Today I published my review of the book Adventures of a Young Naturalist by David Attenborough — the one and only, the inimitable, the coolest naturalist of all time, the most legendary Brit who doesn’t introduce himself with a three-digit code preceded by two zeros.

As I often do, before posting I took a look at Google Keywords to see how frequently the keyword “David Attenborough” is searched, and with a bit of surprise — and a great deal of pleasure — I discovered that Sir David is searched for almost a million times a month. But then, scrolling through the related keywords, I noticed that “david atte”, “davide atten”, and “david attenb” are searched just as often… as if Google users were struck by premature ejaculation at the mere act of typing his name and couldn’t manage to finish the task before hitting Enter. Evidently, they swoon at the mere act of typing his name.

There is still hope for the world. Long live Sir David!